Four years ago, when i was 18, i noticed that at night my front window is very reflective so i was pretending to dive in slow motion and shoot, dual pistol style. Suddenly a really hot girl walked past and i was startled and fell over. Embarrassed i waited for a bit and then stood up. As i stoop up i saw her slowly shooting an imaginary rifle from behind a car. We then proceeded to do this for 10 minutes until she did an extremely dramatic death. She wasn’t getting up so i went outside to meet her. Once i got to where she was, there was nothing but a piece of paper with a mobile number on it. Today, we are getting married. MLIA
eatingtheglitter:canyouplayguitarcanyoufuck:imsayum:lucystar:traaacy:alliwoop:leafytea:iamsophierose:lauramoorcroft:sssuchawordshaker:luccyyy:letssssgetlost:loveisacharade:cristinaxp:kaathynguyen:that’s amazing hahaha
the coolest way to meet your future wife. damn.
Reblogged from Commander Pissed-Off Bitch in her own marine tank
